This one is for all the girls who believe in the ultimate divine power of desserts.
1. Your Life Is A Constant Battle
Of trying to stay fit.
2. Battle 2.0
But the fitness battle isn’t the only one you fight. Red velvet or chocolate, lemon tart or cheesecake, these are everyday battles of your lives too.
3. You Have No Problem Eating Dessert First, Even Before The Appetizers
Because why not? And in in fact, if you’re really hungry, it even makes sense to order a dessert first because that’s the fastest thing that can come out of the kitchen and on to your table.
4. You Know Looks Can Be Deceptive
You don’t judge a cake by its cover. Or any dessert for that matter of fact because even the prettiest of the desserts can be terrible at times and even the most ordinary cake can be outstanding!
5. You Can Browse Through Pictures For Hours
Forget stalking people, you stalk desserts.
6. But Then you End Up Torturing Yourself
Because when you see the delicious chocolate rum cake with fresh strawberries, you must have it too!
7. Stress Buster/MoodLifter/Happiness Giver – Miracles Of Desserts
If someone wants to see a miracle, they should see a grumpy, sad or upset you consuming a dessert, because that mood turn around is a legit dessert miracle.
8. You’ve Genuinely Been Concerned About Diabetes At Some Point
Because 3 words: So. Much. Sugar.
9. You Don’t Understand How People Can Be Too Full To Have Dessert
There is a separate stomach for desserts! Everybody knows that!!
10. Your Friends Turn To Your For Dessert Advice
Right from which dessert to order to how good that new bakery is, you’re the dessert agony aunt for all your friends.
11. You Love Indian Desserts Just As Much, If Not More
Kaju barfi, ras malai, jalebi rasgulla, gulaab jaamun, there’s so much to eat!
12. You’re Only Interested In A Conversation Until Your Dessert Arrives
After that, you don’t really give a damn. Your dessert needs your full attention.